The Unauthorized Autobiography of David Schmoot
This is not the tidy, triumphant memoir of a hero overcoming adversity. This is the play-by-play of a human being stumbling forward in real time.
No lessons. No morals. No personal growth.
Displayed are David’s deeply personal triumphs, seismic regrets, little wins and large humiliations.
Every story is true and in chronological order so as every questionable decision bleeds into the next, you’ll witness the slow, chaotic construction of a personality.
This is the Unauthorized Autobiography of David Schmoot.
Episodes
Mar 2, 2026
Mar 2, 2026
7 min
Bathrooms in airplanes.
Song: The Cowsills "We Can Fly" https://open.spotify.com/track/4mf07kgBgBt4nChjn5M9SE?si=99cb47ad954345e0
Mar 2, 2026
Mar 2, 2026
7 min
McDonald's comes to town.
Song: Yacht "Psychic City" https://open.spotify.com/track/4NWpGwfkWMlA7G2ZpFKDXZ?si=15063b67324f4f59
Mar 2, 2026
Mar 2, 2026
8 min
If you were an adventurous child, you should not be alive.
Song: Red Simpson "Diesel Smoke, Dangerous Curve." https://open.spotify.com/track/7Am294mTThMXQF1ol3zylX?si=6199cadfcff24349
Mar 2, 2026
Mar 2, 2026
6 min
A baby in church. You may think you know how it ends, but you don't.
Song: Norman Greenbaum Spirit in the Sky https://open.spotify.com/track/1RrdiG35aqA1mjceM2Wm90?si=3ab5bc5bac204579
Mar 2, 2026
Mar 2, 2026
3 min
Start. Hear.
Song: Kevin Morby's Excellent City Musichttps://open.spotify.com/track/09Ch1J59rlCnAv5ojS77XJ?si=360c449b43f54f56